so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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