Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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