I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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