your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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