So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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