Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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