I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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