can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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