He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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