What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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