Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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