it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
