help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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