sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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