just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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