Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You are a genius and a whore.
Your penis caused this!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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