ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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