We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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