And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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