Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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