I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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