yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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