Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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