My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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