Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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