I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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