I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize