If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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