Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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