that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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