did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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