Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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