AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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