Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
