Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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