Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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