one might say we're banned from that church
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Floor bacon is actually really good
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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