did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
