Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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