yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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