Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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