Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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