In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sorry about my life...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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