Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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