love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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