i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
