So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I'm really busy with my period
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