Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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