handjob tips. give me some.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
