i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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