party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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