you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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