addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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