my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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