he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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