The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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