If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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